Hi, Derek. Thanks for your song. Here’s my response.

Derek Lorenzo,

Heard your song, I’m touched.

Though others may find

You a bit over-mush.

Derek Lorenzo,

You’re sweet it seems

In English class, we used to work as a team.

Derek Lorenzo,

You’re sweet and you want a shot.

Derek Lorenzo,

You want to eat lunch and you like me a lot.

CHORUS:

(well….)

Derek, forget it.

Don’t like you that much.

You dance like a monkey,

And I don’t think that’s hot.

Derek, forget it, already.

You don’t have a chance.

Not once, not twice, not thrice. It’s more like never.

I’m not your fried banana, Derek.

But I am still hot.

verse2:

Derek, forget it.

Did you hear what I said?

We’ll never be together,

It’s all in your head.

Derek, forget it.

Stop saying my name,

My feelings stay the same —

I’m not your dame.

Go ride a train, or fly a plane

eat your grain in the falling rain.

This thing has to end

We don’t blend

You can still be a friend.

Thank you. The end.

repeat chorus:

Derek, forget it.

I don’t like you that much.

You dance like a monkey,

And I don’t think that’s hot.

Derek, forget it, already.

You don’t have a chance.

Not once, not twice, not thrice. It’s more like never.

I’m not your fried banana, Derek.

But I am still hot.

*Press Release